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cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess
i eat cheese and beans for a living

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods 

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans

A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.
“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.

bean and cheese 

a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.

tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.
hey i'm going to taco cabana. what do you want?

get me some bean and cheese tacos man. that'll hit the spot.
bean and cheese by ninjaphysics August 9, 2008

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

Bean and Cheese Burrito 

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.