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sour cream chavez 

The act of scraping ones sweet fromunda cheese and quickly smearing it under the nose of a lover.
Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.

Stinky Chavez 

Close cousin to the highly acclaimed and practiced Dirty Sanchez, this maneuver, usually made during doggy style sex, involves putting your finger in your own ass before wiping it across your partner's upper lip, creating an authentic looking mexican moustache. Presumably you would use this technique when your partner's ass is too well cleaned, or it's already full of your cock. Bonus points for getting a whole fast food order out before your partner gets their lip cleaned off.
Did you hear about the Stinky Chavez that Rex gave to Alex? Apparently it was so convincing that Chris tried to hire him to do some landscaping!!!
Stinky Chavez by Forsaken294349 November 14, 2006

Sticky Chavez 

A sex act in which one person engages in pouring hot sauce into another person's urethra, and then super glues the urethra closed. Afterwards that person who performed the act then engages in performing oral sex on the other person.
Last night I heard screams and other sounds of pleasure coming from Candy and Don's bedroom. I think she gave him another Sticky Chavez again.
Sticky Chavez by Handful of Dave August 8, 2018

Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube
Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez
Spready Chávez by Dirk_yup March 1, 2023

Sneaky Chavez 

When freshman try to gain popularity by kissing up to you.
A freshman would say: "I'm sorry for being such a bitch to you in the past, lets just be friends?"

She was trying to pull a sneaky chavez on me, but I didnt fall for it.
Sneaky Chavez by Erin fisher : ] September 1, 2007

Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.
Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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