A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.
Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.
by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013
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A piece of superstitious text that is more like bullshit than bullshit itself. People who believe in Chain Letters are either very religious or very superstitious. (Seriously, these FuckHeads have no fricken lives!)
Chain Letter - "Send this letter around to 50 people and you will be kissed by the love of your life tomorrow! If you don't a man will appear by your bed tonight and slit your throat" What a load of Crap!
by TheCynicalNinja July 17, 2008
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A person who smokes one cigarette after another.

The term was originally coined for smokers who light a cigarette with the dying embers of their previous cigarette — in effect forming an uninterrupted 'chain' of cigarettes.
I've never seen him without a butt between his fingers... What a chain smoker!
by Riphticus Spoon August 28, 2006
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A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.
You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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The most retaded thing on the internet; EVER.

Chain mail ususally tells you to passs it on, or something bad will happen to you.

Some people are really gullable and are usually idiots therefore they believe it so they pass it on.

Others are wise to the bullshit and ignore them.

They are really annoying, I usually get like 57866476756 emails per day and like 3 are actual emails.
What a chain mail usually says:

"Send this to 500000000000 people in the next 1.123 seconds or the ghost of your long lost uncle will rape your dog!"

by xanti - chavx May 12, 2007
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A chain mail is when someone pass's some dumb thing to another and another and another(ETC...) Heres a example:

Send This To 50People In the next 10minutes and your crush will kiss you but.. you must press ALT+f4 And say your name 10times say your moms name 10times and on friday your crush will kiss you!
chain mail
by Matt0159 April 11, 2010
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A series of events in which many people are consequently ditched. These series of "ditchings" all happen in an unintentional and unthinking manner. Hence, the ditching chain is completed.

You can only break the ditching chain by ditching the ditching chain by which you would have to unditch someone and go out with them.
"The plane ditched the girl, the girl ditched her boyfriend, in addition, the boyfriend ditched his friend at the bar, and, finally, the friend ditched the teacher at his tutoring classes."

"The tutoring teacher ditched the ditching chain by attending to her sister's birthday party and not ditching her."
by Bilox January 13, 2010
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