chadwag

a joint (a cannabis cigarette)

roll a chadwag there boss......

chadwag by el tiddlero May 25, 2006

coasting the chadwag 

to smoke pot. see safty meeting
To the average person this will be passed off as code for shooting the breeze.

" we're going to coast the chadwag in the carpark.you coming?"
"we'll be down stairs coasting the chadwag"

coasting the chadwag by hoboc October 30, 2006

chavwagon

An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.

The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:

- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.

Darren: "Shit, I've got to pick up my missus from school and go to probation by six o'clock."

Lisa: "Use the chavwagon, like..."

Darren: "Mint."

chavwagon by Dai Twice October 17, 2008

Chadbag 

A term referring to a person typically named Chad who has strong douchebag tendencies. Chadbags often will aggressively out douche even the douchiest of individuals.

I caught Robertson flexing in the mirror again, that dude is such a chadbag.

Chadbag by Dixoncider89 June 12, 2014

Chadward 

Slur for Frat boys.
Derived of the named Chad and Edward

No you can’t jump off the balcony into that solo cup Chadward

Chadward by phoenix3123 May 26, 2021

chadwardenn 

Chad Warden (Youtube Name chadwardenn) is the most BALLLLLIN thing outta Acetown.He drives his escalade down the block on a daily basis. He adores the PS Triple Which is the most BALLLIN thang in the world.

"I ain't trying to play mah games, wit no deeel. doooh." -chadwardenn

chadwardenn by ??????????????????!!! January 9, 2008

chadpage 

when a guy named Chad goes on a rampage.

Chad went on a chadpage and broke a glass tumbler, as well as the coat rack.

chadpage by Benny Kennedy January 21, 2019