The coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy.
by omegastrike May 15, 2011
by cupgrease January 28, 2009
Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.
by DEVGRU May 26, 2006
A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010
An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.
Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)
Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.
Sue: Yeah it sure is!
....(awkward silence)
(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)
(Bob who knows them both enters)
Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.
Sue: Yeah it sure is!
....(awkward silence)
(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)
(Bob who knows them both enters)
Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.
vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
by Mo-ez April 11, 2011