ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 30, 2021

hippie caviar

Chia seed "pudding", created by soaking Chia seeds in a liquid such as milk or juice. Resembles the gooey texture of caviar.

"I made some organic triple shadowless vegan hippie caviar from Chia seeds, almond milk and cage free honey."

by skye1125 November 13, 2013

Caviar Party

Scat Party: Poo Party. Party that involved excretion.

Thomas Walton enjoyed that Caviar party so much he arranged another one immediately.

by ParamountPooPartyPresident October 15, 2009

Yorkshire Caviar

Term for mushy peas that makes it seem just a little bit posher.

Dave: oi! Pete! want some Yorkshire Caviar
Pete: Yeah! they sound well posh!
Dave: Not really, it's just mushy peas
Pete: Ahh, good one.

by Elisabeth May September 23, 2011

vegan caviar

beans

the breakfast burrito is vegan caviar and tofu scramble

by vegancaviar June 15, 2015

Caviar smeg

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006