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Get the mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate mug.Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
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Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
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* Sit
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* Kneel
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I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!
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That's because..
WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
That's because..
WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
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