cat gif 

verb - To say, text, or post something random and non-sequitur while in the middle of a conversation. Cat giffing is most anger inducing when after a question or series of questions, effectively derailing the conversation.

Do you want me to drive or do you want to drive? I don't actually know where this place is. Do you?
*sends funny yet unrelated Youtube video*
Are you cat giffing me right now?!

cat gif by MJAB November 12, 2013

Funny Cat GIF 

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.

I quite like Funny Cat GIFs

Funny Cat GIF by Robert_RoboMole March 11, 2024

Cat kneading dough gif 

Slang:gif- I want to massage and/or sleep with you.

Syn: 'netflix and chill'

Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.

Cat kneading dough gif by Chrysippus103 July 12, 2017

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU
(Matrix and Cat Gifs)

Matrix and Cat Gifs by subway572572 October 8, 2023

catgiffing 

The art of making gifs out of cats

"You should see my latest cat gif!"

"You have become quite good at catgiffing my friend."

catgiffing by Cat Giffery August 9, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019