by MyWay2Fortune July 24, 2009
by Michael Bolton sucks March 25, 2004
A gambling house where millions of suckers part with their change, or their credit cards, or even their retirement savings, just for a chance to win that $2.5 million jackpot which will have a 1/987,150,666,074 chance of occuring in their lifetimes. Those poor folks should have remembered the Law of Large Numbers they learned in Statistics class, but they probably skipped class that day.
The one good thing about casinos is that the pawn shops right next to them usually have all sorts of neat, cheap shit that compulsive gamblers trade for some cash. I even got a Rolex watch for half the price of that in the mall.
by AYB July 29, 2003
A place you go to to tip a large bucket of pennies down a drain and hope a flashing machine spits back millions of dollars.
by B-Drac August 02, 2003
by hayley.ex February 05, 2009
A place people go to unintentionally lose a buttload of money. The only game worth playing is blackjack cus it's the only game anyone can win at all at. Also a little known card game.
by Ed April 02, 2005
Similar to Eiffel tower, when two guys are spit roasting a girl. Except in this rare case it is between a white man and a Indian (formally known as Native Americans).
"Hey there chief, we sure gave that bitch an amazing casino last night with your peace pipe, if you know what i mean..."
by xYiffingWalrusx , John Freeman April 02, 2009