A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).