Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.
Cartman:Fuck you you dirty jewbag!!!

Kyle:Screw you!!!
by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 23, 2008
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Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
by synyster44 September 1, 2009
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One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
You had nothing to do with that joke, Cartman!
by K. Brotha Flovski October 1, 2009
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This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.
by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018
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A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to Eric Cartman from South Park.
"Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman."

"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"

""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"
by BlackjackMack123 October 10, 2009
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One who drives or uses a cart a teamster a carter.
Cartman.
by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021
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Cartman is a fat person who doesn't like gingers and thinks he is better than everyone else
person 1: That person is so annoying
person 2: He must be a Cartman
by ghenkel September 9, 2019
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