carpet diver 

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

carpet diver by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

carpet munching muff diver 

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

carpet munching muff diver by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009