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carnival barker 

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)
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carnival barker 

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate
carnival barker by Reality355 May 18, 2011

carnival barker 

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.
carnival barker by jalara May 18, 2011

carnival barker 

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.
carnival barker by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016

carnival barker 

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.
Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."
carnival barker by Gribbles December 16, 2007

Carnival Barker 

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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