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Cap & Gown

When someone is cappin' (lying) so hard that they're wearing the whole fit.

Cap & Gown is basically when you're super cappin'
Chase: I have the cleanest car out of anyone
AP: that's some straight Cap & Gown right there
Cap & Gown by Snaplatts February 4, 2021

Cap and Gown 

When a female requires her male sex partner to use both a condom for intercourse and a dental dam for cunnilingus.
I had sex with Rachel but damn she made me wear the cap and gown. No skin to skin.

I practice safer sex so cap and gown is required. So you can fuck anyone you want? Yes!!!

cap and gown 

A Hat and dress worn by men and women on graduation day
I have to wear my cap and gown on graduation day
cap and gown by RMariano 5251 June 26, 2015

aunt flo's cap and gown 

A pad and tampon
"Go get me aunt flo's cap and gown. Hurry!"

"A what?"

"A pad and tampon!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026