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You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

you can kiss my grits 

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2
uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

can friends kiss 

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal
can friends kiss by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020

kiss can 

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.
kiss can by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014

cankisser 

A person that smokes crack out of the back end of a tin can.
That crackhead is definitely a cankisser.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026