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You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

you can kiss my grits 

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2
uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

can friends kiss 

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal
can friends kiss by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020

kiss can 

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.
kiss can by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014

cankisser 

A person that smokes crack out of the back end of a tin can.
That crackhead is definitely a cankisser.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026