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You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

you can kiss my grits 

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2
uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

can friends kiss 

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal
can friends kiss by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020

kiss can 

Gary went down on the 'ol kiss can.
kiss can by Mr.Dog February 19, 2014

cankisser 

A person that smokes crack out of the back end of a tin can.
That crackhead is definitely a cankisser.
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026