Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can't have shit in Detroit by Retroworks May 8, 2022

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Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

Can’t have shit in Detroit by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

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Can’t have shit in Detroit • can't have a shit in detroit • Can't have shit in • can't a guy have a shit • Can't have nice things • Can't have that • "you can't have your cake and eat it too" • You can’t have your cake and eat it too • you can't have your kale and spend it too • You can't have your pussy and eat it too

can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

can't have a shit in detroit by anonymous September 14, 2021

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