Closos 

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

Closos by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

Calosito 

adj. meaning one who is a little caloso. In Guatemala, they call you this when you are acting very caloso/a...

Juan, pinche madre, no seas calosito...

Calosito by Alex Johansson June 20, 2007

Caloov 

The name of the leader of the caloovian tribe. He is very mysterious, and his whereabouts are unknown. He was last seen drinking Starbucks in Aspen.

Dude, Bryan is being such a caloov.

Caloov by Tubor, Rubor, tobur, robur January 21, 2018

Calood 

feeling like bursting from emotion

She seemed calood.

Calood by Piperoni Cassette May 26, 2021

Calosito 

adj. meaning one who is a little caloso. In guatemala, they call you this when you are acting very caloso/a...

Juan, pinche madre, no seas calosito...

Calosito by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008

calmsos 

calmsos is a new breed of 5sos fans to describe “unproblematic” people in their fandom who support their idols, even when they’ve said controversial or offensive things.

“Are you a 5sos fan?”
“yes, but i prefer to be called a calmsossie”
“yikes”

calmsos by notasossie June 14, 2020

calohorrific 

Something extremely calorific, like tons peanut butter or fatty cheese. A horrific amount of calories.

I just ate a massive stack of banana pancakes with cream and maple syrup, followed by a chocolate smoothie AND a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Ouch! Calohorrific!!

calohorrific by Mimmibums June 8, 2015