Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

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Calcium Cannons

A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.

"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"

"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"

"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"

Calcium Cannons by Actual Genius October 22, 2022

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Calcium cannons

Large female breasts

“Damn Shorty got them Calcium Cannons!”

Calcium cannons by Deeznuts710 March 12, 2022

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Calcium Cannons

Cancer big boobs

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants

Calcium Cannons by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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