Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016
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A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
by Lightblaze April 3, 2016
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The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
by Burntcroissantt June 27, 2019
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The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.
Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.
by Srig-o-rama December 2, 2003
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