A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
by mama_Houstonisbae April 30, 2018
by John harper October 22, 2019
That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016
by Lightblaze April 3, 2016
by Burntcroissantt June 27, 2019