cagbiatch

A cagbiatch is a ball of stanky cabagge that likes to shove monkeys up its butt to make itself horny. When u bust open the stem, make sure u plug your ears 'cause the cagbiatch will make disturbing sounds such as, the sound when you rape a horse, fly, or pig. I am warning you right now! If the cagbiatch makes a noise of when a cat is raping Cartman of South Park, get out of there as soon as u can or else u will be totally fucked up! It rolls around in the gym of Melbourne High School during basketball season only.

Hey I saw a cagbiatch rolling around the gym lastnight.

Hey! You smell like a cagbiatch!

Shut up. You're such a cagbiatch.

Whats for dinner mom? We're having your favorite cagbiatch for dinner, honey lumps!

by The AZN GANG Meister January 27, 2008

cabitchulate

Verb: The act of yielding or giving into your wife or girlfriend.

When engaged in a disagreement with a woman it's best to cut your losses and just cabitchulate, because you know that she's gonna get the last word in anyways.

by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

cabitchulation

Giving up but still bitching and whining about the unfairness of it all.

His effort was pitiful. But his cabitchulation was world class.

by pjddvm August 7, 2012

Cabbitch

A person detoxing and eating nothing but fruits and veggies and is super mad at the world

Janie need to get off this fucking detox. She's acting like such a cabbitch!

by Are Em May 7, 2016

catbitch

Girls that replace guys in their emotional lives with cats.

I tried to pickup that chick last night, but she kept yapping about her cat. I bailed, what a catbitch!

by sardaukar_siet January 14, 2008

Cabbitch

A person that just swiped the cab that was in front of you

What the hell??!! You just stole my cab you cabbitch!!

by Are Em May 7, 2016

cabitchulate

To surrender or give in to a woman in order to put an end to her constant whining or complaining,

I finally cabitchulated to go shopping with my wife after her hour long tirade.

by bombasutra23 February 16, 2022