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cagbiatch 

A cagbiatch is a ball of stanky cabagge that likes to shove monkeys up its butt to make itself horny. When u bust open the stem, make sure u plug your ears 'cause the cagbiatch will make disturbing sounds such as, the sound when you rape a horse, fly, or pig. I am warning you right now! If the cagbiatch makes a noise of when a cat is raping Cartman of South Park, get out of there as soon as u can or else u will be totally fucked up! It rolls around in the gym of Melbourne High School during basketball season only.
Hey I saw a cagbiatch rolling around the gym lastnight.

Hey! You smell like a cagbiatch!

Shut up. You're such a cagbiatch.

Whats for dinner mom? We're having your favorite cagbiatch for dinner, honey lumps!
cagbiatch by The AZN GANG Meister January 27, 2008
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cabitchulate 

Verb: The act of yielding or giving into your wife or girlfriend.
When engaged in a disagreement with a woman it's best to cut your losses and just cabitchulate, because you know that she's gonna get the last word in anyways.
cabitchulate by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

cabitchulation 

Giving up but still bitching and whining about the unfairness of it all.
His effort was pitiful. But his cabitchulation was world class.
cabitchulation by pjddvm August 7, 2012

Cabbitch 

A person detoxing and eating nothing but fruits and veggies and is super mad at the world
Janie need to get off this fucking detox. She's acting like such a cabbitch!
Cabbitch by Are Em May 7, 2016
Girls that replace guys in their emotional lives with cats.
I tried to pickup that chick last night, but she kept yapping about her cat. I bailed, what a catbitch!
catbitch by sardaukar_siet January 14, 2008

Cabbitch 

A person that just swiped the cab that was in front of you
What the hell??!! You just stole my cab you cabbitch!!
Cabbitch by Are Em May 7, 2016

cabitchulate 

To surrender or give in to a woman in order to put an end to her constant whining or complaining,
I finally cabitchulated to go shopping with my wife after her hour long tirade.
cabitchulate by bombasutra23 February 16, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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