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Caleb Cabub 

Caleb Cabub is a… friend of mine. For as long as I can remember, whenever I hear his name, I can feel the familiar butterflies and dizziness that I have never gotten used to. He is like no one I have ever met before and that will stay the same forever because of his unique and irreplaceable personality. His smile never fades. His temper never flares. His friendly personality attracts an infinite amount of friends.

Caleb Cabub has spiky blonde hair and beautiful sea green eyes. He is amazing at anything he tries. But you can't get salty with him because of his humble and fun loving way of accepting victory. He is kind of a simp sometimes but that makes me love him even more. I will never forget him. Ever. I really fell for him so I hope with all my heart that we can be together. If not that, I wish that he can have the girl of his dreams, even if that's not me. Every love song I hear makes me think of him. Every Valentine's Day makes me think of him. Everything I see makes me think of him. That's Caleb Cabub.
Oscar: Caleb Cabub is my buddy
Zac: Caleb Cabub is my pal
Adrian: Caleb Cabub is my friend
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