Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.

"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"

by Meltherealog June 20, 2017

Metric Hour

It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.

Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc

You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.

by jimmy crack cornballs December 2, 2010

Sad hour

Much like Happy hour at any bar/ pub but all the drinks are even cheaper and everyone acts cool if you want to cry a little bit.

"Don't really feel like going out but it's sad hour from 12pm 'till 1am down the street."
"Hey buddy, Sad hour's been over for 10 minutes, get it togheter or get out!"

by Castor Rodentia June 11, 2022

Rockstar hours

When your hanging out hours between 12am and 3am

Oh did you see lil uzi verts instagram ?
Yea he's always up doing fun stuff during rockstar hours.

by Loverboi arty July 6, 2017

Hardee's Breakfast Hour

A group of senior citizens

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

by OmniMitch December 8, 2018

Real daddy hours

Sentence used when signifing that you are going to get into a cute session of sexual intercourse

Man, tonight me and Sarah are going to have real daddy hours.

by AnCapPuccino June 10, 2018

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

by EL_PRO April 8, 2023