bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.

Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!

bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

Burkonitis 

The act of becoming extremely horny. This tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.

Symptoms include: Huge Erection, and sexual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.

Remedies: Waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudbutt

Brandon Burke has had Burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.

Burkonitis by JNiggaaa January 6, 2010

Buttitis 

The condition one gets when they have had too much anal sex.

Used to bust someone's balls for being a fan of things in their ass.

Originated after listening to someone talk about putting common household items in their ass.

If you don't stop sticking things in your butt, you're going to get buttitis.

Buttitis by L-Dawg81 February 18, 2010

buttitis 

when your butt smells like fried chicken after buttsex.

Kevin's mom gave me buttitis.

buttitis by turkey salad October 9, 2006

duttonitis 

Duttonitis when a person thinks he’s god to all others, seriously oblivious to how hated he is by all, ex cop with brain removed and replaced with a long drop

Hat arsehole has got duttonitis

duttonitis by Devlyn istryx October 11, 2019

pancake buttitis

A condition that afflicts overweight women in the gluteal region.

Doctor: Ma'am I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with "Pancake Buttitis".

2 ton tina: Whyyyyyyy!?

pancake buttitis by S.K. Cole August 14, 2006

bostonitis 

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000

News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder

bostonitis by Cloudchaser Shaconage (shah-con-ah-jey) January 3, 2009