Butt Whiskers

When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.

After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.

Butt Whiskers by LK86 February 26, 2011

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hairy butt wiskers

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

hairy butt wiskers by lickins dee dickens October 4, 2009

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butt whispers

the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.

Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."

butt whispers by grlwholvd March 2, 2011

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Donald J. Trump

The buttwhisker intends to continue his efforts to pit groups of Americans against one another.

buttwhisker by WiseConcernedPatriot November 4, 2017

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