butt machine 

The butt machine is a gay robot that will sneak up on you and penetrate your butt with his metalic exstension.

a gay robot is also known as a romo

You better sit down, i heard the butt machine is loose again.

butt machine by TDowns August 17, 2007

butt licking machine 

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

butt licking machine by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005