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Butt Wiener 

Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
Link hides his butt wiener with a tunic.
Butt Wiener by QrccrQ July 27, 2011

wiener butt 

someone who is acting rather wiener butt
john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh
wiener butt by avocado721 July 7, 2025

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.
Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now
butt weiner by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.
Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.
butt weiner by VauZZ May 25, 2006

Weiner Butt 

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.
Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"
Weiner Butt by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

Weiner Butt 

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag
I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.
Weiner Butt by The Rizzle January 3, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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