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A term used when you are unable to come up with a word or phrase to explain your frustration or to be used as a way to direct any conversation to something else.

Girl: Hey I haven't had my period in 2 months and I think I'm pregnant with your child!

Guy: Oh really....butt butt wiener

Girl: Umm ok, never mind.

butt butt wiener by Dr.Phenwall May 14, 2011

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Butt Wiener

Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.

Link hides his butt wiener with a tunic.

Butt Wiener by QrccrQ July 27, 2011

wiener butt

someone who is acting rather wiener butt

john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh

wiener butt by avocado721 July 7, 2025

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

butt weiner by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.

Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.

butt weiner by VauZZ May 25, 2006

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

Weiner Butt by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag

I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.

Weiner Butt by The Rizzle January 3, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026