Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.
Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".
by Chaddog January 1, 2010
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when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.
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The name of a band featured on the game Guitar Hero II
dude i just passed the song made by The Buthole Surfers
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"I've heard of buthol."
"Yeah, it's some kind of alternative fuel."
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