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Business Mode 

The term "Business Mode" is a short way of telling people that you are gonna really focus attention on getting laid, often used by people that don't get a lot of sex and are looking to "Full business mode".

Often used by people that watch the TV series "The Inbetweeners" by referring to the episode from season 1 known as "Bunking off" where Jay states "Bollocks! I'll take care of the kid while you take care of the business. Mm. Business."
John: You need to get laid man, your still a virgin too aye?
Dave: Yeah, yeah I am but I'm gonna go into full business mode this year boss
John: Too deadly
Business Mode by Dogwallet6996 March 3, 2017
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boomerang business model 

A business model in which consumers receive a substantial portion of the profots they generate.
A website that uses a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns a portion of the profits to its users to patronize their ongoing support.

innovative business model 

a shit ton of hype + a sprinkle of utility

business model 

an evil plan created by business owners to make their company more money.
did you know that that the CEO of Joes Crab Shack proposed a new business model? hopefully this will stop the company from going under.

boomerang business model 

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.
A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.