To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.
by iskryla January 15, 2014
When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
by Dave January 22, 2004
by NatCupcake December 28, 2011
by Derrick S. April 22, 2003