Badly modified car made to look fast but most probably running the original 4 cylinder engine with less than 100 horse power. Usually Japanese, although, there are a few European and American examples about.
Identifying features include:
* Ear piercing fart like sounds produced by the exhaust.
* Loud music coming from the car.
* Badly modified lowered suspension makes the car bounce dangerously even on the smoothest of roads.
* Often seen wrapped around the tree.
* Often driven by spotty teenagers with their equally spotty girlfriends on the passenger seat.
* HUGE wings made out of sheet aluminium.
Identifying features include:
* Ear piercing fart like sounds produced by the exhaust.
* Loud music coming from the car.
* Badly modified lowered suspension makes the car bounce dangerously even on the smoothest of roads.
* Often seen wrapped around the tree.
* Often driven by spotty teenagers with their equally spotty girlfriends on the passenger seat.
* HUGE wings made out of sheet aluminium.
by camaro kid September 4, 2003
when a golf ball is hit hard and is intended to go airborne but instead rolls or skips along the ground at high speed.
I played golf with my uncle for the first time yesterday. He thought it was hilarious because I only hit worm burners and never got the ball off the ground.
by Cliff96 July 28, 2005
by DaSiccness November 21, 2008
Burner email is an email used to sign up for free Birthday stuff with no concern for it being hacked as you can always create a new one and not worry about losing anything vitally important
by The original Queen Bee September 1, 2017
Noun; The roach of the blunt that burns your finger while you smoke it. You are most likely too keyed to feel it until moments later, then you scream and drop/flick the Finger Burner to its final destination. Your gonna have to pinch the FB to avoid getting hurt. GOOD LUCK.
Man-Dude 1: "Fuck I hope I don't get the Finger Burner this time around"
Man-Dude 2: "Yep, dem Finger Burners do sting ya and leave a mighty stank"
Man-Dude 1 "Yikes, i got the Finger Burner again!"
Man-Dude 2: "Yep, dem Finger Burners do sting ya and leave a mighty stank"
Man-Dude 1 "Yikes, i got the Finger Burner again!"
by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2011
To qualify to be a rice burner, you must:
- have Stickers that add hp
- have a Fartcan that adds hp
- have cut springs that increase cornering capability
- have a hatred for muscle cars because they have less hp per cubic inch
- have no idea what porting heads or the word camshaft means
- think that turbos automatically take your e.t. from 16 to 10
- constantly brag about beating Camaros and Mustangs to your friends, but when they're riding with you, you won't race them because "they're not worth it"
- dangerously weave through traffic like a maniac and piss off everybody else on the road
- play your music loud enough to wake the dead
- have Stickers that add hp
- have a Fartcan that adds hp
- have cut springs that increase cornering capability
- have a hatred for muscle cars because they have less hp per cubic inch
- have no idea what porting heads or the word camshaft means
- think that turbos automatically take your e.t. from 16 to 10
- constantly brag about beating Camaros and Mustangs to your friends, but when they're riding with you, you won't race them because "they're not worth it"
- dangerously weave through traffic like a maniac and piss off everybody else on the road
- play your music loud enough to wake the dead
What can I say? We need riceburners. If everyone had a car like mine, I'd have no one to make a fool out of. I hope people with riceburners newver "wake up". I look forward to seeing that look of disappointment on their faces for years to come when they blow their engines with a 100 shot of nitrous (not "NOS") and still lose to me.
by Camaro Man October 16, 2003
A burner fart that comes out silent and without warning. For best effect, do this in an elevator before you get off - then watch the people who get on scream as the doors close trapping them inside.
by Dirty Pig November 6, 2003