Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008

Donut Bumber

The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.

Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.

by Bumber January 2, 2008

the act of lesbian sex. of bumping clits together.

A clit bumber is someone who rubs their clit on another girls, to make the act of clit bumping. the pressure is amazing.

by i'm ugly July 19, 2008

Another name for a lesbian. as doughnut bumbing refers to the two female "holes". the heterosexual example would be a hotdog and a doughnut.

by Bryan W. March 24, 2007

by Comsic Charlie January 14, 2012

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 2, 2006

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017