bum turf
1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"
3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"
3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
bum turf by Craig McRae July 11, 2006
