bum juice

The sweat in an ass crack.

example 1:
I'm sweating so bad, I have to go to the bathroom and wipe off my bum juice.

example 2:
That fatfuck left a bum juice stain on my sofa!

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 14, 2007

bum juice

A clear or slightly cloudy viscous liquid with a unique odour that is secreted from the colon or rectum especially during anal sex.

"Wow we had such great sex last night, I self-lubed and I've been popping out turds greased with bum juice ever since."

by Macro Evolution February 29, 2004

bum juice

The beer at the bottom of the bottle. It can also have cigarettes and ashes in it to make it even worce.

I grabbed the wrong bottle and got a mouth full of bum juice.

by Michael A Goodrich December 01, 2006

bum juice

A liquid concotion consisting of urine, blood, cum, and trash. Usually found on items of stolen clothing that a homeless man in Philadelphia would try to sell .

"Gregg, I'm pretty sure that's bum juice that's on your six dollar pea coat," Lauren announced.

by thisisawesomeawful November 22, 2010

bum juice

A homeless mans urine. Abundant in the Chicagoland Area.

While walking through an area highly trafficed by bums, "Man, it smells like bum juice around here."

by jason mc robot January 25, 2007

bum juice

(1)when u fart and shit dribbles out
(2)when 2 people have anal sex and then when the guy has shot his load in her ass and it dribbles out!

hey any o' u guys wanna cup of bum juice,i just laid some,in that hoes azz!

by scott dornan April 03, 2003

bum juice

When something is extrememly bad, or horable at something.
Anything Bad

My friends car is bum juice, his shoes are bum juice, his girlfried is bum juice, anything bad.

by Gn September 19, 2005