The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by:
a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for
b) wanting more of something you just tried
c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile
d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.
a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for
b) wanting more of something you just tried
c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile
d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.
"Wow, I just consumed three plates of food. Maybe we should wait a while before hitting up the dessert table."
"I disagree. In about 10 minutes my stomach is going to realize that it's full, so I think I'll just make use of the buffet momentum that I've developed and get dessert right now."
"I disagree. In about 10 minutes my stomach is going to realize that it's full, so I think I'll just make use of the buffet momentum that I've developed and get dessert right now."
by thanksgiving_pants October 9, 2011
Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!
by Moaning Murtle September 4, 2009
A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.
"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."
by the beeb June 2, 2007
Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.
Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.
by David W February 9, 2005
by annac06 May 20, 2008
by The Great Alfonso........ August 12, 2008
Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
by Mama Geri March 12, 2006