Buddy Hand 

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.

Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.

Buddy Hand by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

fuck you buddy handbook by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

Edward Bundy Hands 

A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.

"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."

Edward Bundy Hands by Jake The 12'' Snake November 17, 2009