Bucca Drip Dry 

This is a completely heterosexual phenomenon that occurs in male only showers during military deployments, or even at the local YMCA. A man will finish his shower and instead of drying off in the shower, or drying off at all, he will proceed to shave, brush his teeth, comb his hair, clip his fingernails, floss etc before placing on even a single stitch of clothing. The most blatant example is when they will straddle a bench and begin a converstation with a perfect stranger. Usually over manly things such as football scores or weight lifting. The predominant explanation for this behavior is that of closet homosexuals seeking like minded citizens or who enjoy simple exhibitionism. This is akin to the "wide stance" in the urinal or stall.

Guy #1: Hey that was a great shower...I noticed you do the Bucca Drip Dry.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm not shy, if you know what I mean.
Guy #1: I think I know exactly what you mean. Hey will you be at the showers the same time tomorrow?
Guy #2: You know it.
Guy #1: Hey, maybe we can do some calf raises sometime?
Guy #2: Great, thought you'd never ask!

Bucca Drip Dry by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Bucca Fuddrucker 

When an active duty male is trying to have sex with a hot active duty female and a superior female officer enters the barracks and the active duty male soldier must then have sex with the older, uglier higher ranking female to prevent a dishonorable discharge, with his own undesirable discharge.

Sgt: Damn, I saw you walk off with Sgt Hottie last night.
TSggt: Yeah, we snuck back to her bunk and got busy, but then Captain Hag walked in on us and I had to pull a Bucca Fuddrucker.
Sgt:Shit was that even worth it.
TSsgt: Hell yea the lights were off.

Bucca Fuddrucker by Sgt. Montechristo October 16, 2007

Bucca wee nana 

A statement screamed at women while playing call of duty meaning "Make me a fucking sandwich"

Guy1: Bucca wee nana!
Girl1: What kind?

Bucca wee nana by KobiyashiHead June 28, 2011

Brokeback Bucca 

This is merely an exercise, not a sexual act in any way, it does not have any homosexual connotation at all. This is simply an ingenious way of doing calf raises. The calf raiser, or bull, will bend over with his armpits resting on a weight bar without weights on a flat bench. Then the spotter, or rider, will mount the calf raiser and straddle him directly above the buttocks. He will then lock his legs around the other mans lower torso. Then he places his hands on his hips and prepares to ride, in a completely heterosexual way. The Calf raiser will then begin to do calf raises with his partner as the weight. The partner will need to move his hips in a rythmic fasion in order to maintain balance while riding. He may opt to place both hands behind his head to change the muscle groups worked while he tries to maintain his balance. This is thought to be much more effective than the numerous machines made for this specific exercise that can have the weight adjusted with ease. It is a great workout and a great way to meet other completely heterosexual males with similar interests.

Guy #1: Hey I watched you drip dry in the shower today, you're gluts are awesome.
Guy #2: Yeah, thanks!
Guy #1: But you're calves could use a workout, maybe I could help you with that, how 'bout some Brokeback Bucca calf raises tomorrow?
Guy #2: You're on...right on.

Brokeback Bucca by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Beccaboo 

A Beccaboo is a beautiful creature native to California and has been spotted in some parts of Illinois.

Beccaboo are mostly hairless critters but they do have hair on their heads and are often mistaken for a beautiful woman.

Beccaboo's can make great house pet's once tamed however a wild Beccaboo is extremely dangerous and should not be handled or even approached by anyone that has not had the proper training.

I have a trained Beccaboo at home she is a really sweet pet.

Beccaboo by Firemyers November 16, 2016

Bruno Buccellati

A character in Jojo's Bizarre adventure part 5: Golden Wind/Vento Aureo, he is a capo in the passione, where he leads his own squad commonly known as "Bruno's gang" and the "Passione boys". he uses the stand sticky fingers (Or zipperman for certain plebeians) whose ability is literally just fucking zippers. he is well known for licking doughnut boy wonder Giorno Giovanna , the protagonist of part 5.

Person 1: Man, Bruno Buccellati is the best Jobro
Person 2: I like Caesar Zeppeli more
Person 1: Die in a zipper pit

Bruno Buccellati by cool d00d February 26, 2019