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Brush Ape 

When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.
Junectah, you look like a brush ape!
Brush Ape by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

backwoods brush ape 

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

backwoods brush ape 

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

FERREL BUSH APE 

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH
THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.
FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012