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brown mushroom 

After a prolonged bout of anal sex, the giving party turns the recieving party around and proceeds to thwack them on the forehead with their penis/dildo leaving a brown mushroom in its stead. Also known as the brown mushroom to go, because one does not want to stick around after giving a brown mushroom.
notes: brown mushroom is only theoretical, poo does not actually stick to the penis in quantities that would make this act possible.
Johnny gave Jenny a brown mushrrom...to go.
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Brown mushroom tattoo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then slap her in the face with your cock.
I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.
Brown mushroom tattoo by chaigh October 22, 2008

little brown mushroom

When you release your load from your butt
little brown mushroom by Ethan Croke December 14, 2016