Brown Mile

a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.

Dude, I just took a trip down the brown mile. Who are all these people here? 🤔🤔

Brown Mile by BrownMileTourGuide February 20, 2020

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

brown mile by john really brown November 5, 2006

brown mile

When you take a shit (especially a messy ass shit) then realize you're out of toilet paper and have to make that walk to to get something to wipe your dirty ass with, that short walk that feels like a mile

I was outta tp and to do the brown mile to the kitch to get some napkins to save my ass

brown mile by mondomoon28 January 30, 2012

The brown mile 

A women's attempt at deepthroating a mans erect penis while simultaneously traversing his taint with her tongue to lick said mans anus.

I realized that I had to marry my girlfriend last night when she decided to take me on her journey across the brown mile.

The brown mile by RDL..3..2..1... August 26, 2016

red and brown mile 

When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.

Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."

red and brown mile by pooniwoven January 12, 2012

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

Walking the brown mile by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

Brownmike 

A very offensive derogatory term meaning "pussy" or a "bitch" used to ensue dares and other stupid acts.

Person 1: You wont funnel 12 beers, smoke 2 spliffs and then go racing Brownmike

Person 2: FUCK! Well even though i have way better judgment than this I'am going to do it anyway because being a Brownmike is NOT an option

Brownmike by Brownmike is a Bitch January 6, 2008