brown down

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

by Jim W September 3, 2007

brown down

to make a bowl movement.

I have to brown down on the thunder mug.

by Colonel Krackers March 14, 2003

Brown down

A situation where people of ethnicity and of certain skin tones (brown or tan) are subjected to racist undertones.

Just leave it to the aussies to keep the brown down!

by The watchersofmen May 25, 2019

Browning down of America

The lessening of white culture as more and more beaners sneak over the border and blacks have more babies.

The slippage of US prestige in world affairs is due to the browning down of America.

by Ctrip May 18, 2008

Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.

“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

by SunnyofOlmsted October 19, 2017

brown down under

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

by Hardoneous Maximus June 2, 2011

the Brown is down

The term is used for when 'unloading the brown stuff' in the toilet.

phew, thank god for that, the brown is down.

by sandyring March 18, 2011