brown down 

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

brown down by Jim W September 11, 2007

brown down 

to make a bowl movement.

I have to brown down on the thunder mug.

brown down by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

Brown down 

A situation where people of ethnicity and of certain skin tones (brown or tan) are subjected to racist undertones.

Just leave it to the aussies to keep the brown down!

Brown down by The watchersofmen May 25, 2019

brown down under 

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

brown down under by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

Chris Brown Beat Down 

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

Chris Brown Beat Down by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down 

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown

Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

Chris Brown Beat Down by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010

Double Down Brown 

when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.

whats gayer than a bag of dicks A Double Down Brown

Double Down Brown by whiskey row trio October 2, 2010