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person: Dude, did you see those botellos?!?!

other person: yeh. they were insanely awesome at everything
botello by eanaj December 29, 2008

botellón 

"Botellón" literally means "big bottle" in Spanish. A group of people, generally young, that basically get together to get drunk. Each person puts some money in towards the drinks, they buy the alcohol and go somewhere to drink, laugh, and have fun.

They can be any size, from a couple of people to huge city wide events.

Botellones first started because of the exhorbitant price of alcohol in bars and discos. It´s common to have a botellón before going out partying.

Sometimes, botellones are expanded, with money being put down for drinks, food and pot, for those who want it. These tend to be all day things, normally taking place in the "campo"(countryside, more or less) or the beach, usually to celebrate birthdays or fiestas.

In cities where there´s no country or beach, botellones normally take place in the parks.

Generally, the "botellonistas" don´t cause too many problems, especially if it's a prelude to partying, or if they're stuck somewhere in the middle of the country. The problems come (as always) with the idiots that don´t know how to drink and turn into raving lunatics that go round smashing things, or drink enough to put themselves in a coma.

If the botellón is really huge, like town or city wide, it's called a macrobotellón. These are the things you hear about on TV.
Lets say there are 15 people for the botellón, each person paying 6 euros, that's 90 euros which is enough money to buy alcohol to get everyone reasonably drunk, whereas if you went straight to a club you would pay 6 euros just for 1 drink.
botellón by botellonista January 9, 2008

Botello’d 

When a friend does you wrong, bitches you, or lies and backstabs you.
“Oh dude Aidan Botello’d me” “Wow what a bitch

brotellectual 

‘Bros’, frat-boy types who get nuggets of information from members of the IDW(intellectual dark web) through podcasts and YouTube videos and end up believing they have a deep understanding of philosophical, economical, biological and psychological principals.
That dude was a marketing major but he’s been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson so now he’s become a total brotellectual.
brotellectual by Meldi July 22, 2018

Brotelligence 

The standard "knowledge" of the common forum bodybuilder. Usually connotating the idiocy and anti-science dogma of bodybuilders who trust their "good bro".
The brotelligence at elite fitness is astounding.
Brotelligence by Ex_banana-eater September 7, 2004

Botellon 

Botellón is a custom that takes place in Europe (mainly spain) which involves the gathering of a large number of young people mostly between the ages of 16 and 24. They gather outdoors to drink beverages previously acquired in shops (usually supermarkets), to listen to music and talk. This is often done because of the high prices in bars and being underage for bars and clubs.
'Hey Man, you coming out later for our el botellon'


'Were all meeting in a bit for a el botellon'
Botellon by The_OC March 4, 2009