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brochelor 

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.
brochelor by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011
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Brochelor 

Bros before Hoes. This guy has no bitch, not because he can't get one..

But because he'd rather get wasted with his buds, watch tv, play ridiculous amounts of cod, eat like a starved animal, etc. without having to answer and devote his time to some woman.
Brochelor: "Man... i really want a sandwhich... guess i'll just have to make it myself."
Brochelor by cortle.abc123 January 22, 2011

brotherology

The study of deep friendship between two or more friends that call each-other family
I have a degree in brotherology its pretty gangster
Your best buddy, a friend indeed, your bro hero
Dang Richie, your so understanding and always come through for me
, you my friend are my Brohero
brohero by RichieArizona September 20, 2019