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Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.
Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

St. Broseph 

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009

Broseph Kony 

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop
Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony
Broseph Kony by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013
The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.
Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.
Broseph by Alix Jay October 23, 2012

Broseph Goebbels 

The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!
= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
broseph by Michael battey May 23, 2005