Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre.
All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.
The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".
All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.
Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.
One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.
So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.
All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.
The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".
All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.
Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.
One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.
So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.
Male Scenester: I love Bring Me The Horizon!!!
Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.
Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!
Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.
Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.
Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!
Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.
by Spence7 May 15, 2009
This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.
A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
by angry piece of shit October 5, 2009
oli sykes takes anal from black prison wardens, he is in bring me the horizon, who also take it up the arse
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
The definition of poser rock. Dudes, don't even try to act cool. Just stupid, emo, non-metal ishness. It's sad, really.
Metal Guy 1: BMTH sucks.
Metal Guy 2: True story.
Metal Guy 1:Wanna go listen to Slayer?
Metal Guy 2: Sure.
Metal Guy 1: Yeah, because Bring Me The Horizon is terrible.
Metal Guy 2: True story.
Metal Guy 1:Wanna go listen to Slayer?
Metal Guy 2: Sure.
Metal Guy 1: Yeah, because Bring Me The Horizon is terrible.
by Slatanic Poser Slaughterer July 31, 2010
guy who doesn't listen to enough metal: bring me the horizon does not suck!
me : more like bring me the ear plugs, they will be forgotten in 3 years.
me : more like bring me the ear plugs, they will be forgotten in 3 years.
by i9incher May 6, 2010
Bring Me The Horizon (Also referred to as BMTH), a five piece death metal hardcore (Deathxcore) band from Sheffield, U.K.
To date they have released an e.p and a album under Visible Noise records.
e.p- Re They Have No Reflections.
Album- Count Your Blessings
To date they have released an e.p and a album under Visible Noise records.
e.p- Re They Have No Reflections.
Album- Count Your Blessings
Bring me the horizon are a band you douche bag.
They have a song called pray for plagues.
"Damn, there are like a million little scene kids here!"
"what were you expecting, Bring Me The Horizon are on the line up"
They have a song called pray for plagues.
"Damn, there are like a million little scene kids here!"
"what were you expecting, Bring Me The Horizon are on the line up"
by Londonboywhoknowsthescore November 5, 2007
This band strives around having an image, not actually concentrating on their music at all. They make bland, boring, generic metal, and Oli Sykes triple dubs his vocals and adds a radio affect to them. Their guitars are flat sounding, and so are the drums. Its pretty obvious that the band revolves around Oliver Sykes because scenies think he's "hott." When in reality, he isn't. It's just his scene look that attracts them. You can usually find scene kids obsessing over the band because one of them said they were cool, so just like Hello Kitty, diamonds, and bat's, all the other scene kids think it's cool. And once again it's obvious that it has nothing to do with the music. Its a combination of them being attracted to the vocalist, and because they're scene to like, and scene kids are always looking for scene points.
The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK full of drag queen pricks.
The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK full of drag queen pricks.
Bring me the horizon is famous because of Oli, and that's it. Notice that no on ever talks about the rest of the band, or their music for the matter.
by bizzletizzle April 12, 2007