A person who likes dead men and/or boring guys
Examples: Tomo and Kazuha
Also hates being called a bunny
Brenda: I like tomo
ur mom: she's such a Brenda
by Brynn's best friend May 16, 2022
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brenda is the best person in the whole world. shes my everything and i hope she knows it. she can be rude and arrogant at times but she only does it to defend herself. shes cute and hot and i love everything about her. she has a great sense of humour and she can match ur energy anytime. she also doesnt forgive easily and has some trust issues but if u get close to her shes really cool and fun to be with. shes gf/bf material and literally anyone would be lucky to have a brenda in their life.
is ur gf brenda? woah ur so lucky.
by .yourm0m February 13, 2022
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brenda is a beautiful person with a lovely face .she likes ALEX or AXEL . she loves dream about them . she’s the biggest cry baby you could ever met .
brenda: i like a guy his name is ALEX
by leaa travis November 21, 2021
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To simply define Brenda would be to explain that Brenda is the sister of Karen. The same archetype sticks; Brenda also plays the role of the middle aged white woman. But unlike Karen, Brenda’s charm is seeped in delusion and a dogmatic belief system. Also unlike Karen, Brenda doesn’t need to be personally provoked. She is naturally angry and combative with everyone. A product of not being able to see the truth. Brenda likes to pop up on posts on the internet along with interrupt conversations that she is not apart of to interject her opinion via criticism.

She’s the Christian woman who preaches all day about Jesus without following the good book herself. She’s convinced the commies are entirely to blame, everything is a conspiracy, she believes too much of what shes told regardless of how erroneous the claims may be and that lead poisoning made America dumb.

Above all of the qualities that Brenda possesses her holier than thou attitude, incorrect world-view, inability to gain consciousness are what give her top shelf quality ignorance.
Brenda was out at the grocery store, preaching to anyone who would listen about the dangers of communism. She was convinced that the avocados were being poisoned by the commies in an attempt to destroy America from within. When a passerby pointed out that avocados don't grow in cold climates and therefore couldn't be poisoned by anyone, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, the commies are smart. They probably found a way to make it happen.

Brenda, upon seeing a rainbow: "Oh no, the government is using weather modification to brainwash us!

Brenda, upon hearing that global warming is a real and serious issue: "That's just a conspiracy theory. The Earth has always had natural warming and cooling cycles.

Brenda was having a dinner party and spent all day preparing for it. She was convinced that the government was trying to poison her through the water supply, so she spent hours boiling and filtering the water before using it to cook. Unfortunately, she forgot to filter the wine and served her guests a bottle of poison. When they all started feeling sick, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, at least it wasn't the water. The government can't poison us through the wine."

Brenda, upon being told that evolution is a scientifically accepted theory: "I believe in creationism. Evolution is just a lie that the government wants us to believe."
by Shooooop January 6, 2023
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Bart and Brenda classify as made up names used to describe one’s who faked their death, had run away from family and moved to Guatemala, Finland. They are besties for the resties and are on top of the world.
Bart+Brenda are top tier.
by Top tier January 2, 2022
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Brenda Yaneli a strong, unbreakable, attractive, irresistible, ravishing, loving lady who knows her self worth. Brenda is so heavenly and it is no wonder why she is admired by all. She is knowledgeable of her crown value when it comes to her true squad. She loses respect for those who disrespect her, It isnt her ego but self respect. She never loses great loyal friends but instead She loses those under cover haters who want nothing more to have her life and all she has been blessed with. Enemies attack her because she has something valuable in her. Thieves don't rob empty houses. Duh George? People hate her because of the way others love her. They judge her because they never achieved close to what Brenda has. Instead she should be judged by those types of people she avoids. The ones that pretend she is a bad person so they don't carry guilt knowing of the wrong, bad things they have done to Brenda. That for itself, speaks volumes.

Brenda, you are loving, beautiful, happy, and giving person. You are a forever friend. Who is consdireate of others and their wellness. You never let a friend or family member down. Even when you're being attacked by a hater. You are strong willed, Ahhmazing, and carry on without negativity bothering you. You are someone many aspire to be like and why people die hard trying to compare to you.
by Yaya.12 November 22, 2021
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Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke
Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018
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