A boystuckinmansbody is just that... a little, immature, pissy boy stuck (supposed to be, but not) mature, intelligent man's body. Normally, boystuckinmansbodies think they are "da bomb," get easily annoyed over, trivial, pointless things, and whine excessively. A most unfortunate illness, and is, as of yet, incurable. However, whacking boystuckinmansbodies with large sticks and/or cars is highly encouraged, and is (as scientific research is close to proving,) helpful.
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY DUDE YOU SUCK! YOUR SHITTYASS CAR IS NO MATCH FOR MINE! MOOOOOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Um... I can't. The light is red."
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "SO?? WTF EVER! FUCKIN MOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "But you CAN'T DRIVE when the light is red!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! MOVE FUCKER!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Geez. What a boystuckinmansbody!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "WTF YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
etc.
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Um... I can't. The light is red."
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "SO?? WTF EVER! FUCKIN MOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "But you CAN'T DRIVE when the light is red!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! MOVE FUCKER!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Geez. What a boystuckinmansbody!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "WTF YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
etc.
by A Girl Who Is Very Annoyed With You Right Now March 19, 2008
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A boystuckinmansbody is just that... a little, immature, pissy boy stuck (supposed to be, but not) mature, intelligent man's body. Normally, boystuckinmansbodies think they are "da bomb," get easily annoyed over, trivial, pointless things, and whine excessively. A most unfortunate illness, and is, as of yet, incurable. However, whacking boystuckinmansbodies with large sticks and/or cars is highly encouraged, and is (as scientific research is close to proving,) helpful.
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY DUDE YOU SUCK! YOUR SHITTYASS CAR IS NO MATCH FOR MINE! MOOOOOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Um... I can't. The light is red."
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "SO?? WTF EVER! FUCKIN MOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "But you CAN'T DRIVE when the light is red!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! MOVE FUCKER!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Geez. What a boystuckinmansbody!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "WTF YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
etc.
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Um... I can't. The light is red."
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "SO?? WTF EVER! FUCKIN MOVE!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "But you CAN'T DRIVE when the light is red!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "FUCK YEAH YOU CAN! MOVE FUCKER!"
Driver of smaller, normal car: "Geez. What a boystuckinmansbody!"
Driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: "WTF YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
etc.
by A Girl Who Is Very Annoyed With You Right Now March 19, 2008
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