Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

box of lames

When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.

Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."

Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."

by KMLZ! September 18, 2008

Cereal Boxing

An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her

"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"

by fortnitedancingcatbears July 24, 2022

bidness box

Vagina and surrounding area

I'm gonna punch that bitch in her bidness box!

by Luke I am your Sharpie March 19, 2016

Kenmore box

A dwelling occupied by a homeless black man

After being evicted from his apartment, D'Andray moved into to a Kenmore box.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

moving box

moving a box

i love to "moving box"

by hahhahahahhaahhahah xd November 29, 2018

Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019