box of win

Simply put, a box of wine. So called because the high volume of shitty wine contained within will help you achieve whatever goals you desire, provided they involve lowering your standards and/or projectile vomiting.

"Crack open another box of win, it's gonna be a long night"
"Blaaaaaaaargh"

by Daniel P. Rash August 16, 2006

Box of Wings

"BOX OF WINGS "is when you go down on a girl while flapping your wings like a chicken and peck at her BOX like well....a chicken. HA!!

You can make the noise of clucking for added pleasure!!!!

Man ,I tell you what , that girl Stacy wanted the large BOX OF WINGS for dinner so i gave it to her Southern style....Xtra spicy like.

by Winewanksta March 26, 2011

box of wine

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

by -A March 15, 2007

Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.

Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.

by funk potato September 4, 2009